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Attempting to get with a child that is either 12 years of age or less.
Alex: Oh no, Brian look. Tyrone is performing another act of michido.
Brian: Isn't that the 12th time this week?
Alex: I think its the 16th, he was going after a group when you were in the bathroom.
A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh
The month where you get to act up on women or sexy motherfuckers.
Tom: Bro, It's Act Up October and Stacy is making me fucking act up.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.
Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.
I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.
When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it
One win and don’t know how to act
When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”