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When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"
Someone who actively ruins the experience of watching a movie, usually by talking throughout it or outright spoiling everything.
"Hey, you know that guy is actually the villain."
"God, you are such a film bastard!"
An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.
That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.
Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.
I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.
Extremely Fat and annoying.
-fuck you fat motherfucka, stack bastard.
When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
When a ugly midle aged man fucks your anime grill after 3 minutes of watching a potensially good anime that turned out to be a creepy huge age gap porno.
"Did you watch that recent hentai on hentaigasm? "
"Yeah dude, WTH! It had an ugly bastard in it. No thanks."