God

God is a spiritual being who is the very essence of love.

Qualities:Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

other names: Lord, Father, Jesus, Allah, Jehova, Chineke, Oluwa...etc

Drowning man: Lord help me!!

Judge: (to criminal) "May God have mercy on your soul"

"thou shall not take the lords name in vain"

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1.creator or the humans(inculding Hitler,Bin Laden,the Pope and his biggest failure BRITNEY SPEARS!)
2.hypocrite
3.the only evil who walks invisible(as quoted by John Milton himself)
4.mostly recognized as a killer...Im talkin hear about zillions!
5.main character in the fiction work called The Bible
6.gay son
7.passionated hater of homosexuals
8.gay son(...just to piss him off)
9.divine POPSTAR
10....and beloved by all!

Humanitys imaginary friend and foe...GOD!

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god no

Something even god would yell no at.

Guy1: Lets have anal sex!

Guy2: Get the butter!

God: GOD NO! I didn't create you to be gay!!!

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god

a term used primarily by Black Americans to refer to an older male inhabitant of a ghetto neighbourhood who is held in high esteem by younger males within the neighbourhood. He is almost always an individual who has attained a degree of self-sufficiency and who maintains little involvement in illegal activities. The term itself is short for 'a god who walks among men' and is often used by members of the Nation of Islam

you got a problem, see Marcus. he's a God around here...

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Samuel L Jackson is God, not Satan

God is one bad mutha fucka, he must be Samuel L Jackson

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God is a great person that died for all of our sins! not just for mine or your best friends, but EVERYONES! he loves everything and everyone.. including you! no matter what you do or how you treat other people, he loves you! dont take love for grantid, pray, and go to church! god'll love it!

"When you are down to nothing, God is up to something!"

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The Creator of the universe, the one who can(and will)solve your every problem, the one who CONSTANTLY seeks you out and will NEVER let you down, the one who has saved a place for you in Hevan, believe it or not.

Life is Short.
Eternity isn't.
-God

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