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This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.
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Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show
my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!
Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day
god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter
When you cum in a girl and you keep fucking her and you beat your jizz to a foamy frothy mess
I left your mom with a hot jizz latte this morning
(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."