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I actually just want to waste your time and use you and then leave you in a deep hole I dug while you were to distracted on me
“I love you always and forever”
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What Anna Nicole said to her husband.
"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."
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Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.
He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"
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1) A more nice and polite way of telling someone you are not physically or sexually attractive to them.
2) An expression often used to woo or try to get in someone's pants.
3) The person's outward appearance doesn't mean shit to you, and you truely care only for the person they are inside.
1) "Jonh, it doesn't matter that you have a giant mole spourting hairs, I like you for who you are."
2) "Anna, I'm not only in this relationship to have sex. I like you for who you are. Now can we have sex?"
3) "Hanna, do you really love me? I look like a retired sumo wrestler..."
"It doesn't matter, Hank, I like you for who you are. Now where is your thong anyways?"
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The single most insulting phrase you can hear from a girl. Meaning that you have no chance of ever getting any from them.
Girl: "I love you like a brother"
Boy: "wtf! stfu."
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Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today
Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone
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Did you really think that urban dictionary of all things could tell you what to do when you're bored?
Did somebody tell you to "Search THIS up I dare you?" F**k you for thinking this would work.