Like-ectomy

A surgical procedure to excise the insidiously invasive word "like" from an otherwise articulate person's vocabulary.

If she said, "I'm like", "he was like", or, "like, you know, like, kinda, like, pizza but without, like, any, like, crust" he would take her in for a like-ectomy, whether she... uh... liked it, or, like, you know, like, not.

On It Like Sonic

Sonic = Da Fast Old School Blue Cartoon Character

Meaning Of Term - Someone Is Keen, Very FastTo Do Something, Often Refering To a Member Of The Opposite Sex About Intimate Activitys.

(Used As A Negative, Humerous Term)

Cherise; ''So How Did Your Link Wiv Troy Go ? ''

Tianne; '' Gurllll Dat Boy Was On It Like Sonic Had To Tell Him i Wernt On Dat Shit''.

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Guy Like

Pronounced "Gee like". This is a disturbing yet memorable quote from Guy LeDouche on MXC. Your name doesn't have to be Guy to say it, but it's funniest when said as GUY LIKE! instead of FRED LIKE! etc. In writing, a proper following statement to GUY LIKE! is AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!. Which is Guy's perverted laugh. The proper uses are :
1) After an idea, statement, or action you like has been proposed or said.
2) In a romantic situation, it can be considered playful.
3) When that skanky ugly bitch with the mole at the tavern is hitting on you again. Should be shouted as loud as possible with the word "not" inserted.

1) Dude 1: "Hey, let's go buy some cheap beer and some porn."
Dude 2: "GUY LIKE!"
2) Chick: "Hey, wanna have some fun big boy?"
Dude: "GUY LIKE!"
3) Skanky ugly bitch: "Hi Jim. You're a sexy beast! Wanna have a little fun tonight with just you, me, the mayor, Jerry, Bill, Hairy Sacks, Hugh G. Rection, The president, Warren Zevon, ZZ top, the Pope, the entire population of Denver Colorado and Donny Baker?"
Dude: "GUY NO LIKE!"

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like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!

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After-like

A process in love which ends up in a hatred or pure bitterness.

What's after-like?

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Barview-like

being from a place that is just wrong, nasty, scuzzy, worst part of town possible.

Tiff: Jen, why are you dressed all Barview-like?

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like-mining

Attempting to get as many people as possible, or just a particular individual, to like your post on a social networking site such as facebook.

Example 1:
Person 1: Why do you post so much stuff?
Person 2: Like-mining, bro, I do it for the likes.
Person 1: I think you may have insecurity issues.
Person 2: Fuck off and mind your own business, asshole.
Person 1: My point has been proven.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that I was telling you about just posted a pick of her at a feminism rally.
Guy 2: This is your chance, man. Post a photo in support of women's rights; she'll like it and you'll win brownie points with her.
Guy 1: You want me to like-mine? Isn't it a bit ironic for me to post a photo supporting women's rights and at the same time attempt to manipulate a woman?
Guy 2: It's persuasion, not manipulation. And who gives a shit? Aren't you just trying to get laid?
Guy 1: Yeah, but ... this is quite a quagmire

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