like-mining

Attempting to get as many people as possible, or just a particular individual, to like your post on a social networking site such as facebook.

Example 1:
Person 1: Why do you post so much stuff?
Person 2: Like-mining, bro, I do it for the likes.
Person 1: I think you may have insecurity issues.
Person 2: Fuck off and mind your own business, asshole.
Person 1: My point has been proven.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that I was telling you about just posted a pick of her at a feminism rally.
Guy 2: This is your chance, man. Post a photo in support of women's rights; she'll like it and you'll win brownie points with her.
Guy 1: You want me to like-mine? Isn't it a bit ironic for me to post a photo supporting women's rights and at the same time attempt to manipulate a woman?
Guy 2: It's persuasion, not manipulation. And who gives a shit? Aren't you just trying to get laid?
Guy 1: Yeah, but ... this is quite a quagmire

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your hands don’t move like mine

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win

“you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”

straight toppin mines like..

When someone is just really on your case and wont leave you alone.Teachers, parents, friends,etc...

Ms Marx : "Go to the locker Kayanna."
Kayanna: ( talkin to a friend but still heard the teacher)
Ms Marx : "Kayanna, go to the locker."
Kayanna: "I heard you! damn "(proceeds talkin to a friend)
Ms Marx:" Kayanna! GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE LOCKER FO' I CALL YOUR MOM!"
Kayanna:( rolls eyes gets up and slowly walks to the locker while mumbling and rolling eyes) Oh ma godd you straight toppin mines like....