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The tendancy to lie about a feeling or emotion but horrible at doing so; hesitates upon responce or cought due to facial expressions.
Friend: "Yo are you drunk yet?"
Other: (Hesitant) "Um no man, not yet"
Friend: "Bro your such a fake liar. I can tell it by your face!"
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Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.
"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."
"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."
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When you pretend to take down a persons phone number but are really doing a "fake take" and playing fuckin tetris.
"Dude did you actually take down that nasty bitches number?"" Nah, nigga chill i dida fake take on her ho ass."
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When a person of interest blatantly lies to ur face
Brad: “babe ur so pretty”
Liz: “thats fake news.”
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It's basically someone who thinks that he's black or a "nigger" when in reality he is of a different race. Most fake niggers talk slang as if they are a "nigga" and that they were raised from poverty and built their way up to the top by claiming that they have a rap "album". Fake niggers think that they are tough and hardcore when they are actually pussies. They think they can rap like Rap artists such as 50 cent or Jay-Z when in reality they can't because they are afraid to verse and their rhymes are terrible to one's ears. In other words, they suck in rapping and at life.
Jim is such a Fake Nigger that when he talks about his non-existing rap album that he keeps postponing.
Jim is a Fake Nigger that he actually thinks he is a Nigger.
Acting Like a Gangsta, Jim is not only a Wanksta and a Fake Nigger but an third-rate Asshole
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A fake friend is some who is ungrateful about how much time and money someone has put into you.
Damon: you are selfish!
Daniel: bro you are a fake friend I spend so much on you over three years you should be grateful.
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A practice followed by many teenagers these days. Its the cool new thing to do! These teens run around their schools, their friends basements, and anywhere else, pretending to give a damn about the world. But they don't tell you that, because forcing you to be influenced by their pressure to join their "peaceful ways" would contradict everything they stand for.
And yet, these fake hippies just want to fit in with the cool kids. But they never did. So they started this rebellion that pressures everyone they know to join because if they don't, they're "bad people". These kids, who want peace SO badly, are actually very resentful. And its obvious.
The requirements to be one of these fake peace kids:
A love for The Beatles.
And classic rock.
Must LOVE Led Zepplin.
Should be able to play some LZ on their guitar. Especially Stairway to Heaven.
Must be gay, lesbian, bi, or have some bisexual experience because thats the cool thing to do. Or at least support the gays. Oh wait. they should also have the token gay friend. Because that's cool.
Drugs and/or alchohol are a must.
It doesn't hurt to have some sort of "hug a tree" shirt. Even though its made from earth-destroying fabrics.
FALL IN LOVE WITH INCEST.
Become a vegan, who eats chicken, turkey, fish, and meat occasionally.
Hate Mcdonalds. Just hate it. And fast food. I don't care how much you secretly like it, you MUST pretend you hate it.
Make sure you throw up the peace sign when a camera comes within 10 feet of you.
Be friends with people you secretly can't stand. I'm pretty sure they don't like you either.
Learn the art of hypocracy. Study it well.
Obviously, you should hate war. You might not know much about it, but really, just try your hardest to make sure everyone knows you hate it and think its immoral.
Should own peace sign jewelry, shirts, bags, earrings, etc.
But most importantly, be an asshole. And try to make other people feel like they're assholes. The end.
"Ew McDonalds is soooo gross. I haven't eaten there in about 3 days, because I can't stand to know that cows are dying for my food. My other awesome lesbian friend, Andrew Sue, hasn't eaten there since yesterday, to protest! Everyone should!!! If you don't then I don't like you and you can't come to my sex party. You can't have my drugs either. They're all mine. Fake peace yall!"
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