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The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.
I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.
When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.
A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
Who needs spoons when I've got flat wipes!
A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.
(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.
Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)
When you are done wiping your ass after taking a shit and you're not sure if you wiped everything away, the decision for a courtesy wipe has to be made. This is done as a courtesy to other people that might have to deal with your stank ass from not wiping enough.
Adam: "What is that smell?"
Mike: "I don't know. I don't smell anything."
Adam: "Did you just take a shit?"
Mike: "Yes I did."
Adam: "Did you consider a courtesy wipe?"
Mike: "What is that?"
Adam: "At least we know what that smell is now"
After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.
Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.
Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!