Go on Shanks' Pony

To walk, to travel by foot.

Coming from old lawnmowers, which were pulled by horses yet designed without somewhere for the driver to sit.

When the subway broke down, and there was no shuttle bus in sight, I opted to go home on Shanks' Pony.

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The My LIttle Pony

When a girl uses a strap-on with her man and then lets him braid her hair.

Julie: Hey, your braid is amazing!
Jenny: Yeah, I totally gave Todd the My Little Pony last night.
Julie: Omg, I am so jealous!

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Park your pony

To stick your vagina in a mans face

Park your pony cunt.

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Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

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Riding The White Pony

The act of a person being high,after snorting cocaine

DAD:"son are you riding the white pony"
SON:"no"

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One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

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my little pony

The greatest show (and movie) ever in the 1980's. With characters such as the smarmy Windwhistler, the slutty Lickety-Split, the Flutterponies, and the Grundle.

I collected all of the My Little Ponies and styled their hair. I also watched the movie like, every day.

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