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Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.
"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"
A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.
"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."
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A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.
*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.
Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.
A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
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A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"
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