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?having a lot of moles,
?breaking out with green & black on skin from nickel jewelry,
?when you quit smoking marijuanna with your bros,
?sun burn as soon as you walk in day light,
?skin severely hurting and feeling too tight,
?blood feeling poisoned,
?skin irritated and hurting, ?
?body stiffness,
?break outs from your razor (hey you didn't know it had nickel in it for the past 10 years you have been shaving yourself (hey no wonder you never had smooth skin after each shave, had ended up with purple, blue and black where it was bleeding over again)),
?a lot of moles on your body that are pretty big and puffy and some changing , darker colors even white, changing wierd shapes
?in the moles that you cut off okay that are turning white and you think ''thank god I have been living like an albino".. praying there is no melanoma in your blood!
?yes
I was afraid of getting skin cancer so I started living albino style, sure enough my skin was super puffy from my razor, my moles changed colors and shapes and now I hope I don't have melanoma!
A girl went tanning and got skin cancer.
Just because my mole is white does not mean I have skin cancer.
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I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.
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The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.
See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."
"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."
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An untrue phrase said by filthy non-reptilians
Non-reptilian: LEAFyISHErE IS THE CANCeR OF YOUTuBE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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Cancer was an amazing kid. He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he attac himself. Ever since the death of Technoblade, the #f*ckcancer community has grown, so much hate on him just because of his name, he could no longer go into society anymore because of this. For the past 9 days, he's been a massive nerd, it caused him to say unimaginable things, like "Minions 2: The Rise of Gru is a kids movie 🤓🤓🤓" and " Please Stop pulling My Ribs™ out 🤓🤓🤓" and just a few hours ago, he took his own life.
Bsishahsjja: i Know Technoblade is sad and all, but we need to respect Kid Named Cancer™
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A vindictive female of the species
Man 1: " Im really having problems with my gf"
Man 2 " Get rid of her, she's an Emotional Cancer Leach"
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A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much
Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer
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