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Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.
Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced
“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”
Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
Swirl cone Tuesday is when the girl shows up for her foot rub in striped leggings. That's basically the green light for fckn
I was gonna rub her feet, but she went all swirl cone tuesday on me in those striped leggings?
A Tuesday when a Bhuna must be consumed.
All bhunas count: lamb bhunas, chicken bhunas, prawn bhunas, house special bhunas...
Let's go for an Indian, it's Bhuna Tuesday!
An acrostic poem spelling out the rather rude word CUNT. This can be used when talking to a bitch.
"I hate you' said the bitch
"C U Next Tuesday" I replied