What is life?

Ball.

Hey, man, what is life?
Ball, ball is life.

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what son

A term that originated as the chant for Clarkson Secondary School at MIST Toronto in 2010 ("What son!? Clark-son!"), it can generally be used by someone who has done or said something exceptionally superior which then begs the question, "what can you say or do in response to what I have just said or done that could possibly be better in comparison?" The speaker addresses his/her audience as "son" in an endearing, albeit diminutive fashion, to relay a humble sense of superiority in the spirit of good competition and sportsmanship.

"When you already have the best chant, you don't need any fancy videos {to win the epic chant contest for MIST 2011}. What son?!"

(To which the audience will immediately know the appropriate reply, i.e. "CLARKSON!")

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What the (name)

This phrase is used to refer to someone you know in a situation that reminds you of them. The name part is substituted by the name of the person you are refering to.

Matt: Guess what?
Charles: What?
Matt: Ron shaved his head.
Charles: What the (name) Britney Spears.

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what's that now?

one of the only appropriate responses to something that makes absolutely no sense to you

Person 1: coffee u dont drink coffee? or are u just saying that cuz he recently had a bad drunk

Person 2: what's that now?

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What the flagnog?

(Phr) An exclamation used in replacement for "WTF?" or "What the fuck?"
A generic substitution for a curse word/phrase akin to "shoot", "darn it" or "heck".
Used by the character Galaxor , voiced by actor Rainn Wilson in the 2009 DreamWorks movie Monsters vs Aliens.

From the movie-Galaxor (Rainn Wilson) has imprisoned heroine Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon) in a force field prison cell...

Galaxor: "It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."

Ginormica: "I know how to use it. Just...ugh"
(punches the force field which shocks her)

Galaxor: "Don't bother that force field is impenatr..."
(Ginormica punches through the force field and grabs his hovercraft from beneath him)

Galaxor: "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?"

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What The Cunt

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.

1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"

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What Da?

Short for What the Fuck in which the "the" in "What The?" is purposely mispelled to make it unique.

Max:Billy where are you going?
Billy:I am going home for some fluffy tacos!
Max: What Da?

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