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Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.
Get off my lap son!
Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"
Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"
"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"
Get off my lap son!
An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
An easy way to express a suicided in a script.
Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh
An easy way to express a suicided in a script.
Jeff: you’re ugly
Dave: off’s self
The act two guys penetrating a chick, one orally and one vaginally/anally and spinning her
Last nights Houston cook-off was amazing!
When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.
Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.
David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF