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Technique where you break up the night in two stage first all over her with compliments and touching then a transition to ignoring her and talking to other girls. By the end of the night she will be begging for it.
Dude, I was playing her hot and cold last night by the end of the night she was begging for the dick.
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An iPhone game for purchase on iTunes where you launch a hot dog down a hallway. Based on the innuendo for a very loose vagina
Sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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Obnoxious and unnecessarily loud and disrespectful to teachers for fun. And chomps on dem cheetos like its her chicken
Bethany is such a ghetto hot cheeto girl. She is always chomping during class. And wiping the dust on the witeboard.
17👍 14👎
When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.
"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."
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An ohio style hot pocket is this and only this. None of the other ones are true. You take a condum and you shit in it, then you cum and piss in it and tie it up. Then you throw it at a car or house or a person et cetra.
I threw an ohio style hot pocket at this dicks house because he made me mad.
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"Hey Kaleb"
"What Kira?"
"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"
"what."
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