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Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.
Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.
To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.
Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.
while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…
Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
He is typically an Asian male who is seen as a unit. His parents don’t speak English... but he does. only rips juuls and rips cigs