hand chowder

semen; sticky man goo, esp. with masturbation.

Having no date for the prom, Billy decide to stay home and make hand chowder.

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Hand of Saruman

A (generally) sexual maneuver in which a woman covers her hand in her own uterine lining that is in the process of being slowly evacuated from her birth canal and slaps it on the face or chest of the man, leaving a red handprint, while exclaiming "Saruman!"

Leah told us about the time she gave her boyfriend the Hand of Saruman. It was gross.

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gangster hand

a hand style , graffiti term,only from philadelphia,pa.
CEBE HAS AN ORIGINAL GANGSTER HAND.

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Hand Clam

Clasping the hands together palm-to-palm, insert wet (preferably brined) hands in the anus of partner, and proceed to open and close the hands as if they are a clam, using the wrists as a hinge of sorts.

Clifford’s female companion smelled of fish, so in the spirit of the sea, he hand clammed that ass until he got a brown pearl.

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hand pillows

Female breasts that are large/comfortable enough to comfortably rest your hands on.

Want to rest your hands on my hand pillows?

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disneyland hands

A symptom of going disneyland. Visitors to disneyland will get disneyland hands by the end of the day. The term is a reference for the layer of dirt and filth that has gathered on your hands from resting your own hands on railings, trees, ride harnesses, and small children. Your hands will require at least three solid washings to remove symptoms of disneyland hands. Keep hands away from eyes and mouth while at disneyland.

After a long stay at disneyland, I was afraid to touch my family with my disneyland hands for fear that they would catch an infectious disease.

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Phantom Hand

A phantom hand is when a person masturbates after sitting on their hand for an extended period of time. Masturbating with the numb hand then induces an effect of someone else's hand on your cock.

"Man, I've gotten so desensitized, I can only get off to beastiality hentai."
"That's awful. You should try phantom handing. It's a whole new experience."

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