Name Shame

when you don't care at all about someone and you don't know his or her name even if you know him or her.

i have name shame, we've been in the same class for 6 years and I still don't know his or her name.

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Starbucks Name

when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.

Starbucks barista: and your name is?

You: Hannah

(minutes later)

Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!

(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)

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name scam

It what you call it when you and you're buddies have finally just come up with cool nicknames for a legendary mated pair or couple within your circle, and then they break up, so to retaliate you and your buddies think of crappy nick names to give each separate half of the couple as individuals in hopes that they'll get back together, and you'll be able to use their couple nick names again.

Lester: Where are Itchy and Scratchy, you know cause he always has some kind of rash from his jewellery and she's always mangling him up with her nails.
Fester: We can't call them that anymore. They broke up.
Lester: Dammit. Last time I think up cool nick names for them, from now on I'm calling them Hair and No Hair.
Fester: That might even motivate them to get back together.
Lester: Now you know the plan.
Fester: The name scam, I love it.

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name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.

1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"

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Andreas (name)

a male greek derived name which translates to "man" or "manly". A melodic appellation that's smooth on the tongue and ear, Andreas exudes refinement and sophistication and implies a noble demeanor.

My son's name in Andreas (name).

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Ace (Name)

A sensitive person with attachment issues and suicidal thoughts

Person 1: Man, I’m dating such an Ace (Name)
Person 2: damn that sucks

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name racist

Someone who associate a name with a person of a specific ethnic or cultural background.

Name Racist

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