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sickest porn on the net, as of last monday...we'll see what the future of internet porn holds.
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When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.
My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)
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middle aged, german born mum who steals her daughters pain pills after surgery, just an all around dbag
"Hey, my mom stole my Vicodin! I just had my widsom teeth removed!"
"Gosh, your mom is such a German whore."
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The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.
Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!
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a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time
Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!
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someone who sell german weiners at like a little mobile cart in the street.
They have to be wearing a white hat, a red and white striped apron and have a big moustache.
also used to describe someone who says "tackilish" whilst being tickle attacked by their best friend.
"you're such a german weiner geiner!"
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You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!
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