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The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
When you fuck someone while screaming racial slurs at the top of your lungs
‘How what’s your day Jenny?’
‘Not so great, I was doing a dirty Harley Speed and I think my black neighbour heard’
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An advanced form of handjob when you lie on your back with your penis erect and a girl grips and moves it like the pattern of a stickshift (manual transmission in car). The gear ratios are determined based on your pain tolerance.
For example, she should shift from 1st to 2nd once you start to scream in pain, like high revs on an engine.
Brad: Yo dude last night was fucking NUTS I had a girl give me a Daytona 6-Speed!
Chad: Damn bro that's crazy did you make it to 6th? I usually start crying at 4th gear.
Brad: Yeah I did but she thought my asshole was the clutch...
I can’t wait to get to Colorado, but we have to pass through the Speed Bump State.
moving at an extremely slow pace
Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!
The closest to a decent racing game in the millennial era.
I'm bored. Lest play some Need For Speed Heat with the new Project Unite mod.
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Moving or walking extremely slowly - like a nigger.
Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.
Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.
Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!
Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol
Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?
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