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Troll patch

The little patch of hair on ones big toe

A girl often has hairless legs and feet, except for her troll patch

by Johny2424 December 5, 2011


burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch

“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.

by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020


rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain

Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth

by Eat her out, bloody, Justice October 25, 2015


Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole

Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.

by Todd the destroyer June 16, 2011


Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020


Sour patch kids energy drink

If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you

"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022


Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.

Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.

by Adam and Steve July 3, 2019