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Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010


potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 12, 2005


The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.

You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.

by NICE BRO NICE OMFG May 31, 2018


potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017


Fancy Potato

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017


Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 29, 2014


Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface February 1, 2021