apocalypse mentality

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone

Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>

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Spite Monkey Mentality

The sort of mental attitude exhibited by the majority of teenagers worldwide; arrogance, inexperience, and self-absorption coupled with lack of insight, narrow mindedness and a total inability to accept that they could ever be wrong. It is just this sort of chip on the shoulder attitude that causes them to clog up Urban Dictionary with ridiculously silly definitions that stand no hope of ever being accepted, to compete with each other to produce the most sickeningly disgusting sexual perversion, to attempt to boost their, already over-inflated, egos with self-aggrandising descriptions of themselves or to denigrate people they don’t like with descriptions that they don’t have the balls to put their names to, because if they did they would be sued for libel. It’s the sort of mental attitude that, when their submission is rejected, throws all of its toys out of the pram and rejects everyone else’s definitions out of infantile spite.

It is to be hoped that eventually they will grow up and maybe grow a pair although it must be said that many of them never do, retaining even into old age an immature sense of entitlement.

Spite Monkey Mentality is unfortunately prevalent amongst the teens, pre-teens and post teens who have invaded Urban Dictionary.

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envy-iron-mental

Hatred against industrial progress.

Crackrockicle envy-iron-mental laws regulating oil production to the point car companies go bankrupt, and people lose jobs and can't buy necessities.

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positive mental energy

The Atheist term for positive spiritual energy.

Positive mental energy produces attributes such as Love, Peace and Happiness.

mon-u-mental

a term for someone who's astonishingly crazy

Working here, I've seen my share of nutjobs, but this guy was mon-u-mental.

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mentally disabled

A state of excessive intoxication where the brain stops functioning normally. May also be referred to as being blacked out.

I'm going to drink so much tonight that I'm going to be mentally disabled.

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Mental Ejaculation of Joy

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy