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Usually in Conjunction with "the"
In Reference to The David letterman list.
A term for a list of the top answers to a topic. Usually the topic and/or its topic can be comical or serious. Number of answers are typically between 5 and 10 answers
Harvey: Give me the Letterman list then.
John: Earth, Dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn, love.
Harvey: Well, we're both dead.
John: Screw you.
Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.
Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!
Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
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A fake or made-up list or listing used to cheat or scam people.
A banker used a hagari list of investments to cheat potential clients.
The local mechanic tried using a hagari list to cheat the driver of good parts that were deemed broken.
The garage sale was a total scam. They used a hagari list of 40 items, but when we reached there, they only had 15. The other 25 items were just to bait people to come.
A fake list or listing used to cheat or scam people.
The banker tried using a Hargari list to get investors to promote a scam investment.
The garage sale was a scam. They used a Hagari list of 35 items while in fact, they only had 4 to sell.
A person who buys expensive things one can't afford in order to gain acceptance by new coworkers. But instead is a douche.
Person 1: yo, Alex totally A-listed.
Person 2: bet he did it to impress Adam.
The collection of poor souls who have decided to ghost you rather than (wo)man up and just tell you they were not interested.
Of all the people I have been talking to, I would have never thought this guy woud end up on my Casper List.