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A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."
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Masturbating in any bathroom.
ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.
hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....
hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three
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A young affluent man who is more wealthy, and worldly, than James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGuyver.
Being in the presence of a #1 Stunna may cause otherwise calm people to stutter.
Baby: I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel!!!!
Wayne: Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
Baby: I'm the Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
Baby: The Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
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The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.
*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.
*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.
A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.
A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.
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Jim: " Why is that random person in our squad?"
John: "I don't know, but he put up numbers last match."
Jim: "Keep him, then."
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The 1,021 spleen in your body, the ABSOLUTE MODT IMPORTANT spleen in your body. The 1,021 spleen was created/invented/found/founded by The Advertiser of the 10/21 crew. Thus giving it it's name Spleen 1,021. Easily confused with Spleen 73, which Spleen 73 is a very important spleen but not the most important. Remember the 1,021 spleen is in different places than anyone else's (unless you're in "The 10/21 Crew") and you have different amounts of spleens. Spleen 1,021 is the most important spleen for 367 days of the year, and after 34.2 years Spleen 1,021 will kill other spleens that are not important. You may ask "Why is spleen 73 important?" Well there is an easy answer for that, if you take 7+3 it is = to 10, and 7•3 is = to 21; making 10/21. But there is another important spleen you NEED to know about, spleen number 0/2. Why is spleen 0/2 important. If you take the absolute value of 0/2 (write it down and put 0/2 beside each other like it is typed on here, don't put it as a fraction) it equals 10/21, don't believe me. |0/2|... There you go it clearly says 10/21. So that is my story about spleens. Remember GetHyperGetRekt and #Save10/21.
Tyler: (walks in room and pokes Breyer) Why is your Spleen so squishy.
Breyer: I don't know, Spleen Number 1,021 is always squishy.
Tyler: (walks in room holding arm)
Breyer: What's wrong Tyler?
Tyler: Spleen Number 1,021 hurts.
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1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
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