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Celebrity homes, million dollar estates, country clubs, private roads, parks, ocean views, wide open spaces
Rancho Santa Fe which is in North San Diego is the nicest neighborhood in California... possibly better than Beverly Hills.
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A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
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A group of 100% male losers and misfits from and self quarantined in Santa Clara, CA that have slipped through the cracks of reality and found each other. Compensating for their lack of acceptance in normal society they have created a demented, co-dependent, almost religious obsession and worship of each other. Their place in this world is so far down they moronically try to build themselves up through the mistreatment and mockery of others, as well as constant massively public praise and affirmations of one another. Their narcissism is so outlandish, they have become the cause of annoyance and the subject of pity and avoidance by mostly everyone that's not them.
1. "Is that a cult of rejects?"
"Pretty much, it's the Santa Clara Townies."
2. "The only reason we don't delete the Santa Clara townies from Facebook is so we know where to avoid, since they all check each other in every where all of the time."
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When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.
Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.
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A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.
"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."
-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station
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when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.
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A high school in Southern California who is home of the Cardinals. This season in football, basketball, and baseball they have combined record of 2 wins, and 57 losses. Their rival is the Fillmore Flashes of Fillmore High School. Fillmore has basically owned the rivalry as Santa Paula has not beaten Fillmore in any of the above sports in several years.
guy 1: Who we playing next week?
guy 2: We got Santa Paula High at home.
guy 3: nice, sounds like an easy win.
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