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Sending a picture message of your junk to a stranger's phone while it is on vibrate mode.
I was bored so I dry humped everybody on page 264 in the phone book.
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With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.
"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.
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A dry drunk is a person whose brain was affected by years of alcohol abuse, despite the fact that the person had quit alcohol. Usually is a result of a person who went cold turkey. The brain usually shrinks
A dry drunk usually exibits the following traits,
* Exaggerated self-importance and pomposity
* Grandiose behavior
* A rigid, judgmental outlook
* Impatience
* Childish behavior
* Irresponsible behavior
* Irrational rationalization
* Projection
* Overreaction
Many consider George W. Bush to be a dry drunk, and point to observations of his speeches and other behaviors as evidence of this condition.
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A Dry Vagina is a version of the wet willie however enacted in reverse somewhat. One sticks their finger in their ear and twists it to suitably coat their finger in earwax, then proceeds to stick it in some poor, unsuspecting asshole's mouth.
John is such a douche, he gave me a dry vagina in third period and now my mouth is going to taste like his ear until lunch.
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When you go to the beach and get your nuts all sandy and then go home and rub your sandy ass nuts all over your girls face.
"I'll be right back, I'm goin to the beach then you about to get a dry mop, DAMN!"
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Starting a problem with niggas for no reason.
I'm finna start dry beefing with Niggas.
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dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.
"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"
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