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An member of a high school or college marching band.
Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....
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A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).
Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.
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When a guy eats the pussy of a bitch on her period, lets the blood dry, rolls it up and eats it.
Bruh, her fruit rollup tasted awesome.
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The emo version of a skateboarder - in other words, wants to be like a skateboarder, but just can't stop crying and writing bad poetry about how hard middle class suburban life is, especially when he shows up at the skate park wearing nylon jogging shorts, purple boots with pink buckles, and a mesh singlet.
Look at that fruit booter listening to AFI and playing with his gay fringe that never ends...
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A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor
I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"
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A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com
"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."
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It's when you nut in and out of a girls vagina to ,ake it nice and runny, and packs a small-like fruit in her asshole, such as an orange while in doggy-style, and then you finally force another one right in her vagina to make it shoot out.
Devyn: Last night, Troy gave Josh the "FRUIT LAUNCHER" and shot out the window.
Adam: Well they shouldn't have used the cantelope.
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