French week

A busy day at work, equal to the amount of effort the typical french worker manages to muster up in 5 days at work

"Phew ive been busy all day, ive put a french week in today"

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French Tornado

The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.

"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."

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French phenomenon

The belief that any behavior, saying or product from France must be the pinnacle of sophistication.

Also see euro-quality.

The French phenomenon:

Mary: "Oh, I just LOVE those Lacoste shoes!"

Sue: "Thanks! And your Louis Vuitton bag is to die for!"

Mary: "It would be great if everyone else was as à la mode and sophisticated as us. Well, enjoy your date with Mark tonight."

Sue: "Oh, I will. He has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi, you know?"

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French Hongi

The french hongi is a move only to be performed by skilled masters, generally with a european heritage. As you have your head buried between your lover's thighs place the bone of your nose on her clit and give it a gentle rub, actually... rub that shit till she moaning myrtles that house up.

The tongue didn't suffice so I gave her the french hongi... bitches love the french hongi.

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French kiss

When 2 people are kissing and their toungs are in each others mouth like a snake

The boy and girl french kissed right in front of the girls parents

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French Victories

The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.

They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!

How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?

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French Steamer

...you don't want to know

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know

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