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When death is horny off 12 years olds and 11 year olds and he said it sticking out my pants 👖👌🏽👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼👌🏽👉🏽👉🏽👌🏽👌🏽
Omg death am 11 ur 15 it in ur pants ur horny
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A friend that is horny 247 and makes you laugh also calls his girlfriend thicc
man i love my friend horny seany
horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee
“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”
The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
I’d love that bill!
when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick
I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.