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If you need help in the Urban Dictionary or want to ask questions he will help you. Try it! He's actually real!
"Hey Jeff, how much are mugs?"
"$25, Here's a coupon for 15% off!"
"Thanks!"
An immortal being that lives in a higher and acceded state of being. Jeff is also incredibly attractive and has an amazing personality whilst remaining incredibly humble. Jeff is the one true God!
I am Jeff
Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
Jeff is a sporty guy that only wears one specific name brand shirt. He is dedicated to his work but does not like change. He spazzes and relies on his network of dude bros, hockey and beer to get through the shitty nights. Jeff cant use an excel sheet for shit but he’a got a good heart and will retire or die at the company he is at.
A guy you need to stay away from because all you can hear is MY NAME IS JEFF
Me: Whats your Name
Jeff: MY NAME IS JEFF
an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
Can be used as an adjective or verb when describing someone who is acting like a Jeff.
"You're acting like such a Jeff"
"That is just so Jeff of you"
"Can you please stop eating my Jeffing doughnuts"