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When you and your boys set out to get laid with you black friend, but fail, leading to interracial bro sex
Man those girls were hot, but fuck it it let's just get an uber to licorice lane.
Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
When 2 cars in different lanes both switch into their counterpart's lane at the same time.
eg: Car A moves from the left lane into the right lane. At precisely the same time Car B moves from the right lane into the left lane.
Commonly the cars involved in the lane exchange are in close proximity (1-3 cars apart) however an exchange can take place over greater distance without either party being aware of it.
The lane exchange is Mother Nature's way of returning traffic pressure to equilibrium.
Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.
I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.
It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.