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Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020


bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018


Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017


Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021


The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

by Buttfuckme January 9, 2023


Mushroom packing

Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis enter the vagina

"Don't worry baby we're just going to do some mushroom packing. You'll still be a virgin"

by Zoegrrl February 12, 2015


Morgan Mushroom

One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.

Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"

"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"

by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025