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Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
When a man named Simon tricks you into something
Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”
a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there
guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
david - "hey! simone how are you?"
Simone - "pushin p"
David - "ugh ok fine stink ugly"
Is a human potato and she just want to eat and have friends. plz love her
"Lets just us be with Simone, what else can we do"
He’s a little gay but we accept who he is.
Absolutely loves to suck on gonads.
Cucumber’s are his favorite vegetable.
Trans-strippers are preferred.
Wow Simone you’re gay but I love butt sex, you wanna try?
Of Course
Yay