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this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….
“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”
an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that
Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.
Simon Baz is a fictional superhero appearing in books published by DC Comics, created by writer Geoff Johns and artist Doug Mahnke. Baz is an officer of the Green Lantern Corps, an extraterrestrial police force. The character made his debut in 20122 following DC's 2011 company-wide relaunch as part of its Green Lantern story arc "Rise of the Third Army", in which he replaces Silver Age hero Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern of Earth's sector.
I am Simon Baz I was arrested for stealing a van that happened to have a bomb in it with this ring showed up and broke me out of Jail. Then the Justice League showed up and tried to arrest me, and a talking squirrel told me I had to come help save the universe.
Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.
Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.
the most amazing person ever! he is so cool he watc h lanky box and everything
guy 1: i hate Simon Binglesmart
guy 2: i raped your sister
The most wonderful person in the world. Every guy wants her and all the girls wants to be here.
Is that a god? No that is Simone Eriksson!
Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!