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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023


shark teeth

gold

shark teeth

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023


snail teeth

Raunchy toenails.

"Damnnnn girl, your toenails are looking like some snail teeth."

by that duuuude May 2, 2017


wisdom teeth

Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.

Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).

I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.

by Paddy-Whack July 26, 2023


teeth banging

The act of banging your teeth on your partner's teeth when making out in a horribly uncool way

I saw Leslie teeth banging her boyfriend under the bleachers the other day. It was disgusting, and looked painful!

by Kiana Sioru January 5, 2017


teeth tickle

The act of getting off on greasy pubes flossing your cock deprived mouth and gums to the extent of depression when not getting your daily dose of fellatio forestry.

I didn't get my teeth tickles in 3 minutes Susan, take the gun you know what to do.

by Giov22 April 2, 2017


bare one’s teeth

to behave aggressively towards somebody; to vent anger on somebody; to scold.

Whenever there was a tiff between the husband and his wife, the wife, being a termagant, would bare her teeth. (In the phrase ‘bare one’s teeth, one’s can be replaced by an appropriate pronoun as required.)

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011