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The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
A "reach around" that takes place on the beach.
Marcia and Andy spotted a couple performing a beach around in the Cayman Islands.
A sexual position in where you strap each of your testicles to the participants respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming "Aww, Fuck yeah cunt!".
"My dad gave me a turtle beach for Christmas last year".
The only beach where you can get a ticket for wearing a bathing suit.
When visiting Virginia Beach make sure you stay on the sand at the beach because as soon as you walk off the sand and onto the sidewalk you can receive a ticket for your bathing suit attire AT THE BEACH.
The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.
Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
Noun: Used to describe a person that basically lives at the beach and goes every chance they can while they fuck every guy they can get their dirty sandy vagina near. Similar to a mud cricket except on the beach instead of the river.
Hey man, you wanna go to Pensacola beach and hunt for us a Beach bunny. It’s that time of the year again.