Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.

Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!

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pee legs

When someone (usually a dude) is peeing and some of the pee splashes off of the toilet bowl onto the person's legs.

"Oh man, I totally got pee legs. I guess I'll just wipe them down on my roommate's towel.

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Pee-guillotine

When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.

"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"

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pee connection

It happens when you pee an already peed and not flushed toilet or urinal. You have a connection with the previous pee and yours.

I did not want to have that our regular pee connection with David because these days he is acting weird so i flushed.

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Beer Pee

The act of drinking beer and peeing simultaneously. Having already drunk large quantities of beer makes the act even more incredible.

Seamus is beer peeing! It's the best thing I've ever seen!

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Micky Pee's

n. Sexual act; When two men stand on opposite sides of a girl and urinate upwards, allowing the urine to fall down onto the girl in the shape of two "golden arches."

A play on McDonald's or Micky Dee's

Rob and I totally got to pull a Micky Pee's on Sarah last weekend.

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pee hole

one round hooe, at the base of the sycamore tree. Enetr if 7you dare, and leave yopur pee. Sneak if you8 can, and try to n hide, because tghe keeper of the pee hole is not kind. Th etickles will grab you with ferocity, and eventually you will become the tree. You dont want that do yiy? being the pee hole tree? would you enjoy thta? treat others how you8 want to0 be treated.

-Queen Elizabeth II, 2022

"dannm shawty i love gouing to the pee hole, we can gggle alll;l;lllll day mommy., let me suckle at your teet. Please i crave the milk of your teet, please im dying lert me suck on that oomfious titty."

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