Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

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Family Tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy

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Tree Removal

Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.

Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.

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shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

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Tree spirits

1. Tree ghost/demon things, often found in MMORPGs.

2. "Three spirits" in a Jamaican accent.

1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!

2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."

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Monkey Tree

Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.

"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."

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oak tree

the combination of one, Jenny, and one, Myron, into a single specimen, specifically, an oak tree.

I am a very large oak tree

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