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A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.
Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?
Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.
Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch”
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”
A vagina that can be filled with multiple sex toys
Wow, Jessica pulled a rubber bunker last night.
Kidnap a man, lock them in a rubber room, and blast porn. Remember feed them, but each time ask them what do they think about the torture. After around 30 days, free them and give them a mini-skirt. See what they do right after
Person 1: *yaps*
Person 2: "im gonna do the hanako's rubber room torture on you if you don't stop yapping"
Person 1: "aight sorry"
The act of getting in a bathtub with used tires and proceeding to quack repeatedly at the tops of your lungs. A great solution for a roommate if they do not have an alarm.
My alarm clock broke so my roommate just wakes me up with a rubber ducky special when I have class in the morning