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OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.
Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.
Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.
"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."
"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."
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When your esophagus produces excess mucus and food sticks to it. Producing a gagging and vomiting reaction while eating.
My friend suffers from S.E.D.- Sticky Esophageal Disorder and its totally nasty.
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The simple way of saying this disease is ADHD. A disease which is mostly found in children. it makes the kid really hyper and can't pay any attention to anything. Ritalin is the usual prescription drug that they use to treat it.
Man Ben is freaking out again i think he needs to take his Ritalin.
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The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.
"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"
"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."
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Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
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or CADD
The phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you've tried all dishes on the table, and you're left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.
Once started, CADD generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.
CADD is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.
Some people are seemingly immune to CADD and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scraps from the dishes and other people's plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.
Luca - "what es e wrong paulo?" (Spoke in an Italian accent)
Paul - "I've totally got Curry Attention Deficit Disorder, I'm flagging dude"
Luca - "bloodey hell paulo, you and your CADD you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd Tiger beeri you idiot, let's get some shots in to ease the blockage!"
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Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.
It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).
Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.
(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"
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