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The belief that any behavior, saying or product from France must be the pinnacle of sophistication.
Also see euro-quality.
The French phenomenon:
Mary: "Oh, I just LOVE those Lacoste shoes!"
Sue: "Thanks! And your Louis Vuitton bag is to die for!"
Mary: "It would be great if everyone else was as à la mode and sophisticated as us. Well, enjoy your date with Mark tonight."
Sue: "Oh, I will. He has a certain je-ne-sais-quoi, you know?"
The act of tying a woman to one blade of the ceiling fan, then standing on a chair and slapping her in the face or ass with your dick as she goes around.
"My girlfriend wanted to do something kinky, so I strapped her up and the French Tornado began."
The french hongi is a move only to be performed by skilled masters, generally with a european heritage. As you have your head buried between your lover's thighs place the bone of your nose on her clit and give it a gentle rub, actually... rub that shit till she moaning myrtles that house up.
The tongue didn't suffice so I gave her the french hongi... bitches love the french hongi.
When 2 people are kissing and their toungs are in each others mouth like a snake
The boy and girl french kissed right in front of the girls parents
The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.
They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!
How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?
Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer
Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know
When you look like a potato and you're also super greasy.
I look like a potato and I've been sweating at the gym all day and I'm so greasy and disgusting. I'm a french fry today.