Vagina Monster

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.

"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"

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Sauce Monster

Someone who drinks a lot.

Man, your mom is a total sauce monster!

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SHADOW MONSTERS

THOSE STRANGE THINGS YOU SEE OUT THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN UP FOR TOO LONG. BASICALLY IT CAN BE JUST AN ORDINARY SHADOW, BUT AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN UP, THEY ARE SHADOW MONSTERS!!!!

I STARTED SEEING SHADOW MONSTERS!!!
DAMN SHADOW MONSTERS!!!

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Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

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Pen Monster

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

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Monsterous Mammories

Huge tits, big boobs.

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!

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Lochness Monster

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

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