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To put money together with someone to purchase something.
We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.
Rachel: wth is that floating in the water
Alex: lmfao that's someones booby-patch
Tryone: niceee 😏
/'kabij paCH/
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1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"
"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.
Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.