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A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed
Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.
When you first insert the tip of your tongue into a vagina and you hear a queff and feel air rush by your face.which smells like old dumpster juice thats been in the hot sun all day....and you decide its a good idea to keep licking.
At my wedding reception i went down on my wifes bridesmaid. Her pussy was such a gagalicious taco i divorced my wife the next day.
When a woman lowers her pelvis over someone’s face so that her vagina almost touches or touches the persons face. Female version of teabagging
She taco dipped the shit out of him!
The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
The female equivalent of cock-blocking
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend