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Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

by Mr.Jeff November 05, 2021


carrot

a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent

Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by BOREDOM MASTER January 20, 2024


carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 14, 2022


Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 06, 2018


Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.

' I feel the carrot stick up me"

by Fiona Homes May 07, 2022


Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020


captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 12, 2024