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Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.
That person seems to be a real carrot!
a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent
Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"
Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"
My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.
Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!
....what the f-
I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches
Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.
' I feel the carrot stick up me"
Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!