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Taco-dilemma

The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.

Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.

guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.

guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.

by AluXeZ December 20, 2010


Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 27, 2011


Indian taco

Fry bread featuring taco fixings. It's a popular native dish, often for sale at native events. You take fried bread then add to it as you wish. People usually add sour cream, beef, cheese, lettuce and salsa.

If you talk about a woman's Indian taco, the term refers to her vagina. On the West Coast of Canada, in many reservations and in the city, lay native jokes about eating a woman's Indian taco.

Want to come over later? My aunty is making Indian tacos!

Guy 1: Wow, what a smokin' hot girl. I'd love to eat her Indian Taco.

Guy 2: My cousin slept with her. She's gorgeous but he said her Indian taco tasted like hot dog water.

by Native humour November 15, 2018


Taco Tickler

A Mexican person that fondles tacos to make them shoot out their meaty goodness.

Juan: *tickles taco*
Jose: Mmm juicy spicy meat!
Carlos: Fucking taco ticklers.

by SquigglyJew February 25, 2014


Chachi Taco

Cool and Crunchy, style with class

Cut off dickies with plaid socks is so chachi taco

by captain taco June 29, 2012


taco adventure

The act of seeking pussy

"Tim" Yo Mike, wanna chill and watch the game?
"Mike" No can do bro, me and the boy are on a taco adventure tonight.

by YogDaddy July 22, 2017


taco chad

An man named Chad who is employed at Taco Bell and over uses the phrase "Taco-tastic!" And refers to himself in the third person.

Taco Chad says you should have a Taco-tastic day!

by XxReaperWolfxX December 31, 2016