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The subtitle to the anime show Neon Genesis Evangelion and the conclusive movie The End of Evangelion.
*credits roll*
man
what the fuck did I just watch
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A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.
I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.
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Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
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A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.
Often followed by a negitive reponse.
male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?
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I really recommend allfourstosuckurmeat on pornhub for the best experience, they give the best angles especially if you love to look at the man's willy. That's what finishes the job for me anyways. I am a straight English man. Don't tell my wife, Bridget cumssohard about this.
I really love penis!!
I'm trying to find the best furry porn to watch when horny
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Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.
Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.
"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"
"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"
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Person 1: Why do you play Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni.
Person 2: I'm a masochist
Person 1: Man you're fucked up
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