Kit Kat Arse

When you have been sitting down for a prolonged period of time, so the base of one's arse cheeks become flat, so it resembles an upturned Kit kat

"I've been sitting here for seven fucking hours man"
"I bet you have a right Kit Kat arse!"

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fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

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Tin-arse

A compound word sometimes used in 1970's and 80's New Zealand teenage lexicon to describe something that is cool or otherwise very agreeable.

I just saw that new movie "Star Wars". It was absolutely tin-arse.

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arse end of nowhere

A place behind the middle of nowhere and below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the arse end of nowhere."

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Seen her arse

To be annoyed with something or sombody. Originates in Manchester UK

I told her I would be home for tea, but I stayed out till last orders.Shes really seen her arse with me

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arse fist festival

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).

Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

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