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LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder)
LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) Describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Demi Lovato resulting in inserting them in situations they have nothing to do with or spreading Fake News. Usually Done by Selenator or Swiftie .
"Oh my God, Demi Listened to Taylor Swifts New song now it will Flop because of Demi Curse)"
"Bro maybe you got Lovato Obsession Disorder"
"Did you heard that Lana Del Reys account got hacked and it got tracked Back to Demi Lovatos Villa?"
"Dude. Shut up. Your LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) gets annoying"
Dude. Shut up. Your LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) gets annoying
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The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
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-Someone who has obsessive compulsive slag disorder cannot help being a total slag, they have a problem.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.
"she's got Obsessive Compulsive Slag Disorder... no jokes"
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When a person needs or wants attention because it makes them feel good about themselves but doesn't get the attention he / she seeks and he/she gets sad about it.
Petey : Nobody has looked at my pictures or has liked my posts on Facebook. ( he looks a little sad )
Izzy : Its okay Petey. You must have attention deficit disorder.
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Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd
Category - Mood Disorder
Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.
Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.
Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.
Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
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The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.
Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."
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Also known as DTRD, Dissociative Temple Run Disorder occurs when you've been playing the game Temple Run for so long that you misjudge how long you've been running during that round.
Dan: "What?! I thought I was so far down the course but I've only run 2,000!"
Margaret: "Whoa, take a chill. It looks like you've got yourself some Dissociative Temple Run Disorder. You may need to take a break, you've been playing for two hours straight."
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